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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:28
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Microsoft Installs Emergency Update On Windows PCs - Forbes
Then came..
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Red Sox’ Roman Anthony already has done something Alex Bregman hasn’t - MassLive
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Blue Jays To Promote Will Robertson - MLB Trade Rumors
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Confirmed rabies case in Fayetteville after fox bites home inspector - WRAL.com
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Graphene Is Stretchable? Physicists Make “Miracle Material” Bend Like Never Before - SciTechDaily
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...